Текст и перевод песни 屁孩 Ryan feat. 韓森 - 天龍國

天龍國

台北 台北 好多東區妹妹等著被我抬腿
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國
台北 台北 那些女生每天都餵我吃奶嘴
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國

我是貨真價實的台北俗
為何要把這當作批評我不懂
婊子鈔票都往這裡流動
我們不天龍 那誰天龍

從大班讀的就是雙語私立學校
長大每個人都叫我東區驕傲
來自台北哥有錢就是罩
鄉下來種田的滾回去不要鬧

母校 就在敦南誠對面
走跳 東區像是我家後院
信義區的夜店是一座後花園
不同國家的妹子每天任我挑選

去東區 大街 小巷弄
叫聲東區李白讓女孩叫聲痛
說我是屁孩 他會秒懂
不用掛名牌就知道是天龍純正血統

除了台北叫北部 其他縣市都叫南部
住超過圓山站的人 懂用火會被羨慕
沒住過敦化南路 也得在東區漫步
再沒有就聽聽這首歌 假裝自己蠻酷

台北 台北 好多東區妹妹等著被我抬腿
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國
台北 台北 那些女生每天都餵我吃奶嘴
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國

在 天龍國長大 我們步調比較快
你從其他縣市跑來 護照記得要帶
這裡都是名模小開貴族土豪富二代
就連倒垃圾都用高級的 專用垃圾袋

出門計程車是基本 滿街都是網紅藝人
看到那些騎機車的 他們都是外地人
穿著比較精美 拿比較高的薪水
就是要分的這麼細 是台北不是新北

走進台北車站我從來都不會迷路
來到東區沒錢的人 我們不屑一顧
晚上派對 夜店我都連去十間
凌晨四點信義威秀變成停屍間

喝醉爬象山 山腳下是李宗瑞的豪宅
去攔截 救護車比 中指再把 超跑撞壞
如果想約會的話可以來四四南村
想要找對象的話妳可以試試韓森（好啊）

台北 台北 好多東區妹妹等著被我抬腿
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國
台北 台北 那些女生每天都餵我吃奶嘴
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國

住東區好有錢 喔喔喔喔
住蘆洲好丟臉
欸～這樣不好吧...
就是愛跟風但是我從來都不用排隊
我家廁所比你家透天厝整棟還貴

到林森北 你會看到林北韓森
進U2 都是屁孩大戰女高中生
想吃牛肉麵我都帶女生去 錢櫃
老闆認識我 招待澎大海喝到飽免費

想看夜景可以去 陽明山
花好月圓剛好讓你方便脫掉她襯衫
想放鬆的話 天龍人都去 天龍三溫暖
約泡湯 讓僵硬部位變鬆軟

大家說 人是最美麗的風景
回到家裡房間卻只剩下發霉的心情
像是做一場春夢只是你永遠不會醒
就連夢中都能聞到台北的廢氣

台北 台北 好多東區妹妹等著被我抬腿
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國
台北 台北 那些女生每天都餵我吃奶嘴
這是天龍國 天龍國 天龍國 天龍國

韓森 我覺得... 那句歌詞要再改一下
就是... 不太OK
就是說 不要去攻擊別人 冒犯別人 這樣

Celestial Kingdom

Taipei Taipei, so many East District girls waiting for me to lift my leg
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom
Taipei Taipei, those girls feed me a pacifier every day
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom

I am a genuine Taipei native
Why should you criticize me for being this?
All the bitches' money flows here
If we're not celestial, who is?

I've attended a bilingual private school since kindergarten
When I grow up, everyone calls me the pride of East District
A wealthy Taipei man is duly respected
You country bumpkin farmers, go back to the fields and don't make a fuss

My alma mater is just opposite Tunnan Cheng
I frequent East District as if it were the backyard of my house
The night club in Xinyi District is my private playground
Girls from different countries are at my beck and call all day long

In East District, every street and alleyway
Calling out to girls for footjobs that will make them cry out in pain
Calling me a wastrel, they'll instantly understand
No need to display a name tag, my celestial lineage is obvious

Anything north of Taipei is the north, all the other counties are the south
Those who live beyond Yuanshan Station and know how to use fire are envied
Even if you haven't lived on Dunhua South Road, you must stroll through East District
If you haven't done either, at least listen to this song and pretend to be cool

Taipei Taipei, so many East District girls waiting for me to lift my leg
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom
Taipei Taipei, those girls feed me a pacifier every day
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom

Growing up in the Celestial Kingdom, our pace is faster
You've come from another county, remember to bring your passport
This place is filled with supermodels, rich kids, aristocrats, tycoons and second-generation wealthy
Even our trash bags are high-class and exclusive

Taking a taxi is basic, and the streets are filled with internet celebrities and artists
Those riding motorcycles are all outsiders
Wearing the finest clothes and earning the highest salaries
We mercilessly distinguish between Taipei and New Taipei

I've never got lost in Taipei Main Station
When poor people come to East District, we ignore them
I go partying at ten night clubs in a single evening
At four in the morning, Xinyi Vieshow becomes a morgue

Drunk and stumbling up Elephant Mountain, at the foot of which is Li Zongrui's mansion
I cut off an ambulance, then give them the finger and crash my supercar
If you want to date, you can come to Four Four South Village
If you want to find a partner, you can try Hansen (Sure)

Taipei Taipei, so many East District girls waiting for me to lift my leg
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom
Taipei Taipei, those girls feed me a pacifier every day
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom

I'm loaded living in the East District, oh yeah
Living in Luzhou is so humiliating
Hey, that's not very nice...
I'm just such a trend follower but I never have to queue
My toilet is more expensive than your entire terraced house

Go to Linsen North Road and you'll see Lin Bei Hansen
In U2, it's a battle of wastrels versus schoolgirls
If I want to eat beef noodles, I take girls to the Moneybox
The owner knows me and gives me free unlimited pufferfish soup

If you want to see the night view, go to Yangmingshan
The moon is full and bright, perfect for you to take off her blouse
If you want to relax, all the celestials go to the Celestial Sauna
Make an appointment for a sauna to loosen up all your stiffness

People say people are the most beautiful scenery
But when I get home, all I feel is a moldy mood
Like a pleasant dream you never wake up from
Even in my dreams, I can smell the smog of Taipei

Taipei Taipei, so many East District girls waiting for me to lift my leg
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom
Taipei Taipei, those girls feed me a pacifier every day
This is the Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom, Celestial Kingdom

Hansen, I think... That line in the song needs changing
Like... It's not very nice
I mean, like, don't attack or insult other people, you know?